...because he never questions my shoe collection and I never question his hat collection. I found these while cleaning out the soon-to-be-office closet. This pile doesn't even include the ones he actually wears. I laid them out on the bed and asked him to get rid of the ones he doesn't want. He selected three to donate to charity.
I'm a crazy person. At least, that's what I feel like some times. And it runs in my family. No, not really crazy (and don't take offense if you are one of me), but just clinically depressed and filled with anxiety. It's as if I don't have something to worry about in my head constantly, then I don't feel normal. Luckily, there's a pill for that. It's a bitter pill, one that I'll basically have to take the rest of my life, but I've slowly accepted that it's like any other disease, and just like diabetes or heart disease, that little pill is gonna make me better. But that little pill makes me gain weight, gives me the brain shivers when I miss it, and although I've tried to get off it multiple times, I just can't. So I guess that makes me an addict as well. But it's a pill that my grandparents and family didn't always have, and they suffer from it as well, so I should be thankful for this little red capsule of happiness...
That's hilarious! Mine is like that with t-shirts. He has boxes and boxes at home and in the attic at his parents house...and he won't let anyone get rid of any of them...and he doesn't even wear t-shirts!
ReplyDeleteAnd is he like my husband and wears the same one over and over so it's not-so-great-looking (i.e. sweaty, crusty and grungy?) At least I spread the love around to ALL of my shoes! ha!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahhah. i love this post!! fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny! I love the fact that he picked out 3 to go to charity.
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ReplyDeleteThat's too funny! My boyfriend is the same way with hats. He has many, but only wears one until it falls apart.
How generous! We have a collection like that.
ReplyDeleteI have that same problem. My husband has about 50 hats and will not get rid of any of them. He wears the same 3 all the time.
ReplyDeleteBumpkin Tip!
ReplyDeleteYou know how to wash these right?
Top shelf of the dishwasher, treat with Shout stick if needed! Without the dishes of course. The shape is then blown by the spray, and comes out very neat!
A man and his baseball caps are rarely parted...just like a woman and her shoes....There are just somethings that should never gotten rid of. :) We just buy more and larger storage containers...
ReplyDeleteFar out! What a huge collection of hats! :O
ReplyDeleteI wish I could do the same with my husbands hunting property! Don't think I would win!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even begin to count DOTR's hats. About every other year we give a huge shopping bag to goodwill. We have shelves in our bedroom that go from floor to ceiling and we got more shelves so they would be closer together (just the height of a hat) so now it looks like the Hat Shack in there. Those are only for the nice ones--he keeps the icky ones in the closet.
ReplyDeleteAnd each of the boys have a large laundry basket full of hats in their rooms. I can talk hats all day long!
It's definitely a sickness.
My husband would be drooling if he saw this.Please don't attack me ...but I'm not a shoe person either.Flip flops maybe.. I hoard scrapbooking supplies,home decor and make-up.
ReplyDeleteDH loves hats.My son who is 3 is picking up his obsession too.When he was a baby I kept beanies and little sun hats on him,guess he was doomed from the start.I won't show this post to dh,he might go into withdrawal.